Crabs! – Film Review – FrightFest

Director: Pierce Berolzheimer

Starring: Jessica Morris, Dylan Riley Snyder, Robert Craighead, Allie Jennings, Justen Overlander and Chase Padgett

Rating: ★★★

There’s an entire sub-genre of horror which is monsters attacking people with an attitude it’s so bad it’s good. That is exactly what Crabs! Sounds like on paper. A small coastal town is attacked by mutant crabs that grow in size over the course of the film. It’s silly and over the top.

The opening shot of the film is really bad CGI. There’s an explosion at a nuclear power plant that looks shocking and then the film switches to pointless nudity on a beach with horrendous acting before the first crab attack. It’s an awful opening of the film that will tempt many people to switch it off there and then. There are already too many bad horror films out there, no time for another one.

If you manage to get past that moment, then it’s a decent film. After the first deaths the film switches to the main plot with a disabled teen genius who has been working on a contraption that will let him walk again. He takes his girlfriend to the prom and that’s when the crabs strike again.

The performances from the whole cast are pretty good, they are a step above the usual monster-movie trash. Chase Padgett as Radu is the standout character. He’s really funny and has some of the best moments in the film.

There’s a lot of fun to be had with the film, it’s genuinely funny with many laugh out loud moments. The only downfall really is the CGI. Director and writer Pierce Berolzheimer wanted the film to be completely practical, but restraints stopped that. The majority of the film is practical and looks cheesy and great, but the CGI moments are pretty terrible.

If you’re a fan of films like Sharknado, then there is something here to like. It’s a mix of Gremlins and Godzilla with a lot of nods to other films. It’s funny and enjoyable, if nothing special.

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Being John Malkovich – Film Review

Director: Spike Jonze

Screenplay by: Charlie Kaufman

Starring: John Cusack, Cameron Diaz, Catherine Keener, Orson Bean and John Malkovich

Rating: ★★★★

Before becoming well known for his acclaimed oddball drama/comedies that bend the world in strange ways, Charlie Kaufman wanted to write a story about a man who fell in love with someone who wasn’t his wife. Wanting it to be different he added some strange and unique elements that he found entertaining, an office space on floor 7 ½, the main character being a puppeteer and most strange of all, the office space has a small door that leads to a portal that lets anyone who passes through it enter John Malkovich’s brain. Early workings of the story didn’t mention Malkovich at all.

When Malkovich first received the script he didn’t take any notice of the name and just started reading, thinking it was brilliant within the first thirty pages (before his character even appeared). Once he’d finished it, he phoned up Kaufman and asked him to change the title character and let him direct. Kaufman turned down the idea and about half a decade past before the project started to gain traction. Kaufman sent the script to Francis Ford Coppola, who the passed it on to director Spike Jonze, mostly known for directing music videos, and together they fine tuned the story. Their producers asked at one point if they would make it about any other actor if Malkovich wouldn’t do it, but they couldn’t find anyone else they were passionate about. Malkovich agreed to do it and Being John Malkovich was released in 1999 to critical and commercial success.

John Malkovich is absolutely fantastic in the film, with the pivotal role as himself. Not only does he need to play a fictional version of himself, but he also needs to play a fictional version of himself with a puppeteer controlling his brain. If he wasn’t good then the entire film falls apart, thankfully he’s great and in ever scene that he’s in, especially the scene where he visits his own brain and ends up meeting a room full of himself with a very limited vocabulary. John Cusack is also great as the struggling puppeteer who gets a day job. He’s full of nervous apprehension and bitterness towards a world that doesn’t appreciate him.

Cameron Diaz stars as Cusack’s wife, obsessed with the many animals that inhabit their apartment. She’s frantic and intense. Her character, Lotte, is one of the only ones that remains likable throughout the run-time, not including Malkovich. Her character moves from her obsession with animals to an almost drug like addiction to being inside a man’s brain.

Even two and a bit decades on from its release, Being John Malkovich is an original and fresh film. The opening twenty minutes, from the interpretive puppet dance to when the plot really unfolds is incredibly punchy. It’s captivating from the word go and everything just clicks into place so easily. Kaufman has always known how to write openings. As things start to unfold and the logic to the story is presented it does lose some of the magic, but it’s still enjoyable right to the end. And that ending, it’s dark, twisted and messed up in a such an extreme way.  

At times it’s really funny and at others it can be a dark and sombre tale. Being John Malkovich is an experience and is just as strong now as when it was first released. You will not be disappointed.

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The Inheritance Games by Jennifer Lynn Barnes – Book Review

I’m a bit late to the game with this one and I wish I had read it a lot sooner. This is one of the best books I have read in a very long time. I’ve had it sitting on my kindle since reading reviews online and just haven’t gotten around to it. Once I started it, I flew through it. From the first pages it is so easy to read and it’s gripping. The term ‘page turner’ is thrown around a lot when it comes to books, but it fits so perfectly here.

Avery Grambs has been living with her half-sister, Libby, since her mother died. She does everything she can to take the burden from her sister. One day she’s called to the principle’s office and meets Grayson Hawthorne who tells her that she needs to travel to Texas for a will reading. She has inherited the entire Hawthorne estate, without even knowing about them beforehand. The whole family is shocked that they were disinherited. Avery tries to piece together the puzzle left behind by the late Tobias Hawthorne.

There are so many great moments in this book and I had a great time reading it. It really sucked me in from chapter one and I couldn’t put it down once I’d started. The mystery is presented in such an interesting way and it slowly gives you the information right up to the final page. That ending is such a twist and I need to read the next one now.

The main characters are Avery and Tobias’s four grandsons; Grayson, Jameson, Xander and Nash. They’re all great characters and feel different. There’s a love triangle built between Avery, Grayson and Jameson but that’s more of a sub-plot to the main mystery. My personal favourite character is Xander, he’s eccentric and has an obsession with scones.

The clues aren’t given to you completely, so you’re not able to figure it out for yourself, but you can get an idea where the plot is going and the twists work nicely. It’s really well written and easy to read.

If you haven’t already, I wholeheartedly recommend reading this book. I loved it so much and can’t wait to start the sequel, which I’ll be doing in a few moments. If you’ve already read this book, let me know in the comments I’m interested to see what others think.

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September 1st

Firstly, thank you to everyone who recommended horror films to me yesterday, either through comments or messaging/emailing me. I now have a list of nearly 60 films to watch. At this rate I’m basically rip off Cinemassacre’s Monster Madness, with at least one horror review a day for the whole of October. If you have anymore, throw them my way. I’ll be asking again throughout September so there’s plenty of time if you haven’t thought of anything.

The next few days will all be about FrightFest the digital version. That will be 2 film reviews from tomorrow until next Tuesday from the festival. That does mean that the next Franchise Catch Up will be moved to next Thursday, as will part 9 of my top 50. I’m looking forward to sharing that one because it’s finally going to be counting down the top 10.

After I’ve finished with my top 50, the next post will be my top 5 most hated films. This will be a single post about the only 5 films that have made me truly angry while watching them. There are worse films out there, but I have rants for 3 of them that I can go into at any point.

Later today I will also be putting up my review for Being John Malkovich, which will mean I’ve reviewed every Charlie Kaufman film, with I’m Thinking of Ending Things as a more comparative review with the original book. I’m going to be ranking Kaufman’s films at some point, which is something I want to do more off.

I have 1 Wes Anderson film left to watch, Fantastic Mr Fox. I don’t have a clue why I haven’t seen it, but it’s getting a Criterion Collection release in November, so I’ll be watching it then. I’ll also be ranking Anderson’s films at some point. I haven’t reviewed them all on here, but may revisit those I haven’t at some point. At some point I will also be ranking M. Night Shyamalan’s films. The only one I haven’t seen is The Last Airbender, which I own (just haven’t gotten around to it yet). I think he’s an overly criticised film-maker and doesn’t deserve a lot of the hate he gets.

I’m hoping to do the same with other directors I really like, David Lynch, Kevin Smith, John Carpenter, Christopher Nolan (I have a love/hate relationship with him and I’m interested to see other’s opinions on mine), Martin Scorsese. Those are my aims at the moment. I haven’t seen everything by them all yet, but will do over the next few months.

In-between the FrightFest reviews I will be uploading sporadic book reviews. I don’t have a specific schedule for these, but I have about 6 books that I have to read in the next couple of weeks. I’ve always been a big reader and getting review copies of new books is exciting as hell. If my 15 year old self knew that I would be getting an advance copy of a new Start Trek book, The Autobiography of Mr Spock, he/I would be so excited. I got that email just before work yesterday and couldn’t believe it. I’ll be reading it and reviewing it as soon as possible. I have 2 others to read before then.

Thanks for reading and I hope there’s something for everyone to look forward to. Until next time,

Ashley

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Synecdoche, New York – Film Review

Director: Charlie Kaufman

Screenplay by: Charlie Kaufman

Starring: Philip Seymour Hoffman, Samantha Morton, Michelle Williams, Catherine Keener, Emily Watson, Diane Wiest and Jennifer Jason Leigh

Rating: ★★★½

After writing very well received screenplays for over a decade Charlie Kaufman turned to directing in 2008 with his film Synecdoche, New York; a tale of art, life and death. At the time it received polarising reactions, being hailed as either a masterpiece or a self-indulgent mess (and sometimes both at the same time). It deals with the usual themes that Kaufman deals with, alienation, mid-life, artistic struggles and death. In many ways it is the ultimate Kaufman film, it feels like everything he’s made before and somehow even after is building to this.

Caden Cotard (Philip Seymour Hoffman, Capote) is a theatre director who is obsessed with every detail of his work. With increasing illnesses and grower ever distant from his wife, Adela (Catherine Keener, Being John Malkovich), his life is starting to fall apart and he is becoming increasing aware and scared of his own death. After his wife moves to Berlin, with their daughter, Caden wins the MacArthur Fellowship grant and wants to create a piece that is full of truths inside a gigantic warehouse in Manhattan.

Hoffman is fantastic as the insecure aging theatre director. There’s a nervousness and vulnerability that his brings in each scene that really captures a man wrestling with his own insecurities while trying to create a masterpiece and at the same time wrestling with his own mortality. At times it feels like Caden is just waiting to die. Life passes by very quickly, he has a second child, but doesn’t remember their name. He’s not present and misses out.

At the beginning of the story, Caden is working on an adaptation of Arthur Miller’s Death of a Salesman, with the twist of casting young people in all the roles. The themes of Miller’s play are mimicked and reflected in Synecdoche, New York. There is a sense of never being able to achieve the dream and always chasing something. Caden never finishes his play always chasing the realism and truth he has been chasing, in a similar way that Willy Loman is chasing wealth in Salesman. Miller’s play also deals with a blend of reality and delusion with flashbacks that blend into the present, similarly Kaufman explores a dreamlike state full of imagery that feels a step away from reality.

There is a lot to unpack in this film. It’s something that you have to pay attention to and it rewards you for thinking a little bit about the world it creates. There’s a house that is constantly on fire, which Hazel buys despite worrying the fire will one day kill her. Kaufman said in an interview with the New Yorker that this was about the choices we make resonate for the rest of out lives. There’s an interesting use of scale throughout. The scale of Caden’s convoluted play grows beyond realism, with his set recreating much of New York, while his ex-wife’s paintings get smaller and smaller. You can bring your own meaning and analysis to the film and it really rewards you for engaging with the film in this way.

Even though the film is under two hours, it feels about seven. It’s an exhausting ordeal watching this and at points it does feel like hard work. There is a lot in the film, but when you get to the end and only two hours or so have passed it’s hard to grasp that so little time has gone by. It feels like a lifetime, which I think works for the film but probably not for everyone.  

The film sums itself up at one point, with a character explaining that we spend most of our time before being born or dead, the bit in the middle we spend waiting for something to happen never really understanding how quick the moment it. It’s a poignant moment in an exhausting film. This film is a piece of art and is something that will either get better with each re-watch or collapse in on itself.

On a side note, I did spend a lot of this film with the lyrics to Limelight by Rush stuck in my head and I think it fits nicely. (I know it’s paraphrasing Shakespeare) All the worlds indeed a stage and we are merely players/Performers and portrayers/Each another’s audience outside the gilded cage.

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