The Babysitter – Film Review

Director: McG

Writer: Brian Duffield

Starring: Samara Weaving, Judah Lewis, Hana Mae Lee, Robbie Amell, Bella Thorne

Rating: ★★★

The Babysitter is a horror comedy, directed by McG and written by Brian Duffield, that was released on Netflix in 2017. Judah Lewis stars as Cole, a twelve year old who is bullied by his classmates for still having a babysitter, Bee (Samara Weaving). One night Cole secretly stays up and finds out that Bee and her friends are satanists. He witnesses the group sacrifice someone and then they turn on him as he tries to escape.  

For the first half an hour or so of The Babysitter there’s no signs that things are going to get bloody. It’s essentially just Cole and Bee hanging out, watching films, eating pizza, and deciding on the best sci-fi team ups to destroy the big bad. It feels very much like a coming-of-age comedy, and then everything changes in an instant when Cole sneaks downstairs in the middle of the night and finds Bee stabbing someone in the head and collecting his blood in goblets with her friends, as part of a satanic ritual.

From that point onwards there’s a lot of blood, and a lot of death. The deaths come quick with police showing up and the satanists making quick work on them. The effects are decent, and there’s some eye-wincing moments, but it’s not overly gory. The horrible looking spiders in the crawlspace under the house are probably the most chilling part of the film. The violence is over-the-top and goody, and funny to watch. It goes full-on Home Alone at moments as Cole runs around the house, tripping his pursuers over with toys left around on the floor, and using fireworks to take out them out. Weirdly, for a film about satanists, there’s nothing quite satanic about it beyond the initial ritual. It’s closer to a home invasion film, with next to nothing being supernatural about it.  

It’s all light-hearted fun to watch, with nothing coming close to being scary throughout its eighty-minute runtime. It does have a lot of funny moments, with good slapstick and referential humour, but at the same time none of the jokes are that memorable. Samara Weaving is fantastic, as always, and the rest of the cast are good as well. Overall, The Babysitter is a good comedy. It did well enough to get a sequel in 2020 with McG hoping for a third film as well.

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An Update On Reading

When 2023 started, and somehow we’re already almost a quarter of the way through it, I wanted to read one book a week. For January I achieved that easily. Then for February I got side-tracked a lot by long games and read half a book the entire month. For March, I’ve read about 10 pages. I’m really hoping to read more in the next few weeks and try to get back on track for the rest of the year. There are so many books that I want to read, and I wanted to write an updated list of what I’m going to read next.

I’ve been reading Victory City by Salman Rushdie, which I started back when it first came out in February. I’m around half way through and will be reading more of it soon. After that I’m going to move onto Margaret Atwood’s new book, Old Babes in the Woods. Then I’m going to read The Curator by Owen King, and finally We Are Bellingcat by Eliot Higgins. The plan is to read those throughout April and have them finished by the end of the month.

I have still been reading manga, keeping up to date with various series that I’ve been reading and am very slowly making my way through One Piece. I’m currently 170 chapters in and hoping to catch up before the series ends. I started reading One Piece a long long time ago, and really enjoyed it but for a long time I stopped reading manga so stopped (same reason I’ve never finished Naruto). Last year I started One Piece again and this time I will read it all.

Thanks for reading, and if you have any books that you’re looking forward to reading let me know in the comments!

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Like a Dragon: Ishin!

It took close to 200 hundred hours, but we finished Like a Dragon: Ishin! with 100% completion. The game is a spin-off from the Like a Dragon/Yakuza series, set in the late Edo period, and features real historical figures, who in the game look like characters from the mainline series. The game was originally released on PS3/PS4 in Japan back in 2014, and has now been remastered and released outside of Japan. For the most part it’s exactly what you expect from a Like a Dragon game. A story that starts off simple but ends up with more twists than you can count, seemingly endless minigames, and insanely fun combat.

The story follows Sakamoto Ryōma, who is hunting down the person who killed his adoptive father. To do this he travels to Kyo and that’s where the majority of the game takes place. Like the other games in the series there’s a ton of side-quests and things to do while you complete the main story. If you want to 100% the game, like I always try to do, then the majority of time will be spent with the minigames and side content. I actually think this may be the shortest story of the series, out of the ones I’ve played at least.

Combat-wise this is definitely a lot of fun. You have four different fighting styles, that level-up based on how much you use that specific style. The wild-dancer style was the one I used most, a mix of sword and guns at the same time. It was definitely overpowered to a lot of enemies, but a lot of fun to play with. I never got bored getting into fights or finding boss fights.

There is a lot of minigames and side content in this game and it was such a grind to get everything done. Nothing is painstakingly impossible, it just takes an age and a half to do everything. The smithing completion list is immense and takes way too long to complete. I found the karaoke a lot easier than in other games, and the dancing minigame was alright once I got used to the controls. It was just waiting for specific seals to drop from enemies that made me want to give up.

I enjoyed Like a Dragon: Ishin!, but what I’ll remember most is just repeating the same stuff over and over. If you don’t care about getting that elusive 100% then this is a brilliant entry to the series. Kyo is a lot of fun to explore and while it is a grind in places, there’s still a lot to enjoy.

Thanks for reading!

Ashley

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Magic in London: Enrolment – Part Fourteen

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The bricks didn’t stick out of the wall far enough for Chuck to climb down into the well with ease. Instead, he had to step down onto them, with his feet sideways and they still hung over the edge a little. As he stepped onto the highest brick he was holding onto the top of the well’s opening as tightly as possible. He was shaking and was pretty sure if he took another step he would drop to his death, probably crushing the boy at the bottom of the well at the same time.

“I don’t think I can do this,” he said to Fiona.

“C’mon Chuck, just try. I have to stay up here in case anything comes to attack us. I think you’ll do better climbing down there than protecting us from attackers. You’ll be fine, just go slowly and try not to panic.”

“That’s easier said than done.”

As he slowly lowered himself down the well, his feet shakingly reaching for the next brick, Chuck was sure he was going to drop. His head went below the entrance to the well and the light dimmed. It also meant that he had to stop holding the edge of the well and move his hands down to the steps that he’d been standing on moments before. Chuck hugged the wall as tightly as possible, positive that he would stumble and fall at any moment.

Slowly he made his way to the bottom, his teeth gritted and eyes closed for most of the way. He was breathing heavily, terrified that his death was imminent, and still he continued. As he got deeper into the well, he was brushing up against fungus that was growing out of the cracks in the wall. It felt like there was more and more.

“You doing alright?” Fiona asked.

“I don’t know.”

“Just keep going. You’re almost there.”

Chuck didn’t respond again, he just focused on breathing and climbing down to rescue the boy. Chips from the bricks flew away as he stepped from one brick to another, spiralling around the well and slowly making his way to the bottom.

He looked down, thinking the end wouldn’t be in sight, but it was and he felt a lot more confident knowing that if he dropped down he wouldn’t hurt himself that badly, could probably even land on his feet.

“Are you okay?” he asked the boy as he got closer. “Are you able to stand.”

“I think so,” the boy spluttered and tried to stand up.

The bottom of the well was covered in the fungus, making it very soft to stand on. Chuck thought it would probably have been enough of a cushion to avoid serious injury when falling, but it was still a miracle that the boy hadn’t smashed his head open on the wall during the fall down.

“Okay, grab onto me and hold tight,” Chuck said while helping the boy onto his back.

He was almost frozen in fright as Chuck carried him upwards. It was slow going at first, as Chuck had to adjust to the weight. His arms and legs were aching and there were several points on the way up where he was sure his muscles would just give up and they would both fall. Something about knowing someone else’s life was in his hands kept him moving and the pair made their way upwards and out of the well in a fraction of the time that it took for Chuck to get down it.

“Well done,” Fiona said while helping the boy get off Chuck’s back while he was still clambering to the edge of the well, kicking away pieces of brick as he did.

“Thank you. Oh God, thank you,” the boy said.

He was shaking, covered in dirt, and was on the brink of bursting into tears.

“It’s okay now,” Fiona said. “It’s okay. Don’t worry anymore. We won’t let anything bad happen to you.”

Chuck fell to his knees as soon as he was out of the well and then collapsed onto his side. His arms and legs were aching more than they ever had done in life.

“I know it’s a lot right now,” Fiona said. “But I need to know. What’s going on here?”

“I don’t know. He just started saying things and they became true. He said he was going to keep us all here to die. I was so scared.”

“It’s okay. Don’t worry. Look, you need to find somewhere safe. Are you able to go home by yourself?”

“Yes, I normally get the bus.”

“Okay, go straight home and don’t look back. This will all fade like a dream soon, as long as you don’t come back here, got it?”

“Yes.”

Fiona helped the boy to his feet and walked him over to the school gates. She waved her knife and helped him step through back onto the street.

He ran. Faster than he’d ever ran before. He turned corners, skipped the bus, and just continued running. He ran all the way home and when he reached the front door he unlocked it and walked in, without remembering a single thing that had happened in school that day. He got a glass of cola from the fridge, sat down, and turned on the TV to play some games.

“Are you ready?” Fiona asked Chuck, who was still lying on the floor wishing that he’d never have to move again.

“Not really,” he replied. 

To Be Continued…

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Mob Psycho 100 – Volume One – Mange Review

Mob Psycho 100 is a comedy manga from One, the creator of One Punch Man. The story follows Shigeo Kageyama, who is nicknamed Mob as he blends into the crowd. Mob is a super human and has psychic powers. He’s a middle-school student who also has a parttime job as Arataka Reigen’s assistant. Reigen is a fake psychic who uses tricks in order to make money from clients. He also uses Mob to actually deal with spirits, calling it learning experience for him.

The art style is really unique, but perfectly fits the story and makes the comedy even funnier. It’s a very understated style, which reflects how Mob doesn’t seem to care that he has powers, and is just trying to live a normal life. There’s a real rough around the edges feel to it all, and it’s quite different to the art style normally found in a superhero manga.

The first volume introduces you to Mob and Reigen, and shows their relationship and how they go about helping customers. Mob takes everything Reigen says at face value, even when it’s clear that Reigen is lying about being psychic. I really like the dynamic the pair have. Reigen is clearly using Mob, but he just can’t see it.

In the second half of the volume a much bigger story kicks off, where a cult attempts to recruit Mob and that backfires. It’s a bizarre and funny story and while at first it seems completely inconsequential, it leads to things that kick the overall story into gear.

Mob Psycho 100 is a really fun read. There’s laugh out loud moments, great characters, and I’m looking forward to reading the rest of the series.

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